Saturday, June 18, 2005

Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
Dialogue: mostly sucks
Obi-Wan cutting off Anakin's fucking arm and legs and just chilling and watching while he catches on fire by the banks of the lava river: wicked awesome!
Vader's weird mildly retarded movements where he bends slightly at the waist a couple times while yelling "Noooo!": fairly awkward looking, incredibly lame
Everything Yoda does, says, or touches: sucks
Mace Windu's death: fucking pathetic. I mean, come on. "I'm a bad motherfucker! Shit! My hand! Oh hell! Falling out window!"
Chewbacca: sucks
Everytime the clone troopers are just standing around chilling without their helmets and they all looked the same because they're clones!: inexplicably funny.
The shot of Vader, the Emperor and some dude (Tarkin?) looking at the under construction death star: stupid
Conclusion: 7/10

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