Friday, July 29, 2005

Blood
Loads of symbolic value, comes out of people when they're hurt. 8/10

Spit
Potential uses include projecting towards undesirable people, launching from great heights and polishing the filth from assorted surfaces. Of the three fluids, spit is the healthiest to consume. 7/10

Piss
Contains ammonium. Ammonium nitrate is a strong oxidizer which can be used to make explosives. Despite this, urine still isn't cool. And jokes about it still aren't funny. 4/10

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

what the?
what did the comment say?

12:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now I'm plugging your shitty fucking blog. Shape up or I'll start plugging JRock or some hurt'n shit. Don't make IT better than THIS. Guess how.

6:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

JRock is fucking white, man.

7:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do I look like I got candy or something? Fuck off

4:43 PM  

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