Okay. My last seven posts have been somehow or other related to music. Considering I specifically told myself when I started this that I would primarily review other things than music, some changes are clearly in order.

The following is adapted from a conversation, so my apologies to Richard and anyone else who has already heard most of this.

Coffee From Starbucks
Good. Strong. Expensive. Ideal for yuppies. Also suitable for hip kids who are medium to medium-high on the hiposity scale. The kind of kids who like Garden State and bands found on licensed The OC mixtapes. Did I mention that it's expensive? Yes. But it is pretty good. They also supposedly pay the farmers in third world countries who grow their coffee above the local average wage. Maybe that's why it's so expensive. 6/10

Coffee from McDonalds
Utter shit. Unbearable to consume and behold alike. An abomination in the eyes of the Lord to be condemned and destroyed without mercy or hesitation. 0/10

Coffe from Obscure Hole In the Wall Coffeeshops
Very deck. This is where the kids who are too hip for Starbucks hang out. Ideal coffee and cigarettes atmosphere. The coffee that people associate with beatniks comes from places like this. Suitable for an elite caste of kids who are willing to pick a specific coffeeshop and be unshakably loyal to it, developing at least casual friendship with all of the regulars and baristas. Said kids must also pass a written test proving themselves to be cool enough. 7/10

Coffee from Tim Hortons
Good coffee. And cheap. And simple. The complicated lingo begins and ends with "double double" which means two sugar two cream. And if you just say "two sugar two cream" they understand that too. Ideal for blue collar workers or middle class yuppies on their way to the office. To reiterate, it's cheap, and it's good. And you can get it with a donut. 9/10